Britney Spears

she did. And he’s openly threatening to go full on whistleblower on her craziness if she doesn’t renegotiate.

The who world knows she’s batshit crazy and the conservatorship was for her own good. What are gonna tell us we don’t know..

 

I'll bet it's a helluva ride for about 6 months!

 

You’re nuts if you didn’t think she was hot circa 1998ish when she became famous.

I just looked her up. She’s one month older than me….yea no wonder she gave me the tingles down there when I was in high school.

 

This guy gets it.

 

Yep, she's just under a year older than me, and was a total smoke show to teenage boys back then. You gotta take in the context of time. Late night scrambled porn on the cable box and dial up internet titties that would take forever to load line by line, and hang up just short of the nipple were your alternatives. Kids don't know what they have these days.

 

Jerking off to underwear magazines was a thing back in the day.

All you old geezers know all about that.

Now the PG13 Instagram pictures are 10x racier.

No wonder todays guys in their 20s are addicted to porn and can’t get it up for a regular chick.

 

Sears catalog FTW!

 

Guess I'm nuts. I'm not saying she's fugly. Just average, even back in the day. Take all the makeup off, and skimpy clothes, and you've just got an average looking girl. Phoebe Cates was way hotter, or if you want something in Britney's heyday, Brooke Rockwell, or check out Christina Aguilera in that movie Burlesque.

 

The thing about average is a lot of folks fit the description.

 

I think your timeline is a bit off... Hit Me Baby came out in late 1998 ... you should've been off dial-up by then LOL

 

Those were still dial-up days in most places.

 

I had very fast cable internet in 1998.

 

I'm not saying it didn't exist. But that was right around the time when most places were transitioning, if I remember correctly. It wasn't available everywhere at once.

 

That’s just mean.

 

Yup.

I was still putting in ISDN for dedicated networks to home offices. ADSL was still flaky and cable was shared bandwidth in a neighborhood, and the clients didn’t want to have intermittent lagging when Joey Jerkoff got home and opened 30 browser windows trying to find naked photos of Britney Spears.

 

People were still buying dial up in Maine this year until the service was turned off...

 

I had dialup in grade 11/12 in 98/99. Small town Canada. It might have been there, but we couldn't afford it, and my parents didn't think computers were that important.....

I remember that because most of the class was like that. We used to divide up songs on an album to download off napster. Took all night to download one song. Then we had a program that could split them up into smaller sizes to put on 3-4 floppy discs to bring to school and share them. One song. Took a week to get a whole album lol. Now that I think about it, that might have been grade 11.

I don't we got cable internet until I was 2nd year college in 2001.

 

calculators came out in my first year of college, do I win?