School me on dating sites

I rescind me earlier text.


(Not really....I am pretty bat shit.)

 

Wrap that rascal!

 

Already thought of that. Not bought anything though.

That is going to suck. Haven't had to do that in decades. Kinda spoiled now.

At least everything I caught as a teen was curable

 

Come on now....
I am into guano

 

This one?

 

OK-Cupid
Plenty of Fish
Match
Tinder
Ashley Madison
Adult Friend Finder

I'm sure there are others too.

Guess it all depends what you are looking for. I will say that my experience with on-line dating is about a 20-1 to a 40-1 hit ratio. Send out 20 messages, get 1 response back. Your mileage may vary.

Beware that women will have multiple close-ups and strange angle shots. They are not being honest with something. (height, weight, moles, etc). You'll also run into the "That picture is 5-25 years old" stuff too.

In addition to the above, I would suggest also looking at Meet-Up.com and going to do things you want to do. Tons of options, you are doing what you like, and if someone is there, great. If not, no big deal.

 

You really wanna start banging around right now?

Legit Escorts would be better for your situation right now. No effort, no bullshit, just pleasure. Which is exactly what you need. Preferred411.com and TER are good for finding quality providers

 

not sure what to think of this

 

If the horse throws you off, ya shoot that fooker and get a new horse

I'm not looking for a screw, (just yet, it has only been a month)

I am looking for a friend without a dick right now though and some of my buddies may not like me with their wives

If it goes some place fine, if not fine.

I doubt I will ever put a ring on another finger anyway.

For another ring, lets just say it had best be more than making me weak in the knees. Ya better make both legs fall off at the hip.

 

I'd forget dating sites, or even dating.

I vowed to abstain from the time I filed for divorce until the gavel dropped. I knew that if she saw me with a girl, or even heard a rumor, it would firebomb any possibility of an amicable closing.

Roll solo. Go riding a lot. Get in ridiculous shape. Party once in a while. Remodel something... Basically just do whatever the f#ck you want when you don't have your kids. It will give you far more enjoyment than plowing some desperate divorced cougar or young tramp.

*Edit- by the way, this strategy results in a pretty awesome back-log when it's time to get back in the game.

 

Funerals...

 

Dude you're a mess..


Looking for a girlfriend already. What the hell is wrong with you?

 

The trick with your profile is simply to say that you are very wealthy and have an immense penis. Keep the information short and easy to understand.

 

Great movie!!

 

Go old school and join the French Foreign Legion. Ladies love a man in uniform.

 

SRSLY

 

Dam GOOD advice:up: