I couldn't get any sleep last night. I just don't know what to think about an incident that happened recently. I know everyone agrees it's not gay if you don't make eye contact. So I am pretty secure with fellatio. That's a good thing too, as it seems to happen every time I drink. But how about a brief, accidental penetration? Is it still gay if you didn't mean for it to happen? I mean, suppose you're just playing around the rim as friends, and the van you are riding in hits a large bump that causes brief, accidental penetration. Not even the whole shaft. But little more than just the tip. What's the ruling on that? That's still hetero, right? This shit has been bothering me for three days. Any thoughts?
I thought we agreed that what happens in the rape van stays in the rape van. You know how those people are. It was an accident. Why would you bring them into this?
Damn Putter. And all this time we thought you were not scared of a rump ranger. Don't be shy, tell em' to just bury it next time.
Yeah, come on. It's more gay to dance around the whole thing, anyway. Real men wade in and take what they want, Duke Nukem style.
WTF Putter, I make a comment in the Russelism thread, no names mentioned and you decide thats your cue to come out of the closet? Fuck man, I thought we had a deal?
were you using a robot arm to control the relative distance and movement of the other party's thing? use of robotic arm or similar device was deemed by the scientific community many years ago to un-gay any potentially gay situation. look up the peer reviewed journals and debate on the matter.
You guys are obviously not secure enough in your sexuality. You need to do some introspection and answer some tough questions about yourself. Happiness might be waiting for you at the other end of that process.