Since you will own WERA, consider this my application for employment. Because some people will need their asses whipped along with a firing. I would totally devote my life to flying around the states to personally hand their licenses back accompanied with some asswhip.
I don't know about 2fer but I will be in charge of beating down the weak. Edit - Buck is already working the pimp hand. I guess I'll be in charge of Papa's BBS as long as he doesn't get it confused with his Gay Singles In France one.
Pay me enough and I'll travel around on Buck's shoulders wearing bondage gear and you could call us Master Blaster.
Would this said keg have yuengling in it? If so, I'll be the resident Uccio and carry a bag full of 3' screwdrivers around.