Most crazy girl you ever dated..

Damn this place is boring lately. So, any stories of the craziest girl you've ever dated? I'll start....

Me, hmmm, I dated one that had 4 dui's before she was 21. Would come at you like a man swinging her fists when drunk. I remember her throwing a beer bottle at the Vette when I was running from her one time. Another time I remember her cutting across the center divide of a 4 lane highway when she was in hot pursuit of me and a friend. Got her out of the house when she had to do some time at the county lock up.

 

Dated one chick who was involved in a bank robbery.
Dated another chick who crashed her car into her own house.

These events took place before I met them. And yes, the p#### was out of this world.

 

That sure seems to go hand in hand eh?

 

Damn, I wish I had a story. Always dated preppy/librarian types.


So let me hear your stories so I can live vicariously through you guys!

 

This.
God made them that way so we would all go nuts too and end up in Hell.
Crazy chicks : can't live with them, can't kill them, can't bang anything else.

 

I'm not dredging up all those memories again! :tut:

 

Freak in the bed, freak in the head.

 

One of my bros woke up to find the chick he'd hooked up with squatting and pissing on the floor. He's on this forum too lol.

 

Name names.

 

I can't say that is too crazy.


I had a heavy drinking session years ago and my wife woke to me pissing in the clothes hamper.


At least it wasn't the floor!

 

Never stick your dick in crazy, but unfortunately crazy and great poon do indeed seem to go hand in hand.

Make me think of the movie Ted. "Is that a SHIT?!"

 

Thread has potential lol. Hanging out with a stripper now. Had to pick her up sat night bc she got too drunk and got sent home smh. Got pulled over on the way home and she asked the cop "Do you like my boobs?" He ran my license and came back and said good luck and sent us on our way. Dont think shes told me a single true thing yet. Definately screws like a pornstar tho

 

Years back me and one of my buddies got into the Irish whiskey in a possibly excessive manner. Later that night, my wife woke me up hollering as I was pissing in the corner of the bedroom. Five blocks away, my buddy's wife woke him up hollering as he was pissing in the corner of his bedroom.



Crazy chicks? I've had my share:

One who got angry a whole bunch and threw shit at me non-stop. She had a peculiar habit of sitting on the toilet, buck nekkid with the door open, while she masturbated. Really good looking chick too.

Another who suddenly found Jesus (who apparently told her that pre-marital sex is now out of the question.)

It's been awhile... those two really stand out though.

 

i married her

 

Meh

 

They're usually the craziest... My ex is absolutely bat shit, not enough time to go into everything and don't care to. But she's an innocent looking preppy smart girl who made the deans list in law school, you would never think if I told you some of the shit about her...

 

Why?

 

The only crazy ones I ever dated were crazy only when they were drunk. So were they really crazy, or just drunk?

 

Dated a girl that was on way too many medications. I never personally had any issues with her, in our direct interaction but it was not the case for most other. She seemed to go from one vehicular incident to another. If there was something to be hit, she hit it.

A girl with no limitations or exception in bed. So, little to complain about. In keeping with honesty to self, if this girl would have been kid free (one at the time), I would have probably gone all-in.

She still calls (last Thursday being the last time) - that is a bit scary considering she is now forever engage with the father or her second.

 

Crazy is good, bit never let crazy know where you I've. I lost a mailbox to one one night. She killed it with her hand. It was a crazy night.