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Your shriveled Y chromosome

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by CausticYarn, Jan 20, 2018.

  1. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

  2. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Au contraire.

    Within, I'd bet, 200 years, that random, coital reproduction will be a thing of the past. The vast majority of spawned humans will be ""spadernoodered"" while a select few will have their genetic material harvested and recombined to produce whatever number of whatever sorts of humans will be needed according to the planned needs of the next 10-20-50 years. Selected females, genetically engineered to have accommodating wombs, will surrogate the next batch of babies. If we;ll need a bunch of ditchdiggers, brawny, stupid male humans will be engineered. If we'll need space travelers, small, thin, highly intelligent androgynous humans will be made.

    It's a brave new world we're heading for... :(
     
  3. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    We will be machines long before then.

    The Singularity is Near.
     
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  4. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    But then who will the pussy hats make sammiches for?
     
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  5. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    It's more likely we'll destroy our civilization, possibly even ourselves.
    It wouldn't take much to push us back 150 years.
     
  6. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    I love the XX composition. :Putter::p:D
     
  7. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    I lean towards XXX.

    But I digress.

    I doubt that random hot sex will ever fully disappear. It may go underground, but I doubt that it will ever go away, unless genetic engineering is somehow used to take the pleasure out of sex.
     
  8. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    This thread makes me think of a funny blog post that I stumbled across a while back (not that humanity will come anywhere remotely close to lasting 4.6 million years), it went a little something like this....


    What life would be like if the opposite sex completely died off

    1 day After Women
    Confusion reigns as businesses scramble to adjust to the missing female employees. Grocery and retail managers have to do the checkout scanning, but there are fewer customers so it works out. Billing clerks are missing from large corporations. Credit card companies have lost 89% of their clients.


    1 week After Women
    Retail shops are starting to adjust. Stores selling primarily to women are closing up. 95% of shoe stores have closed. Deliveries and production of food and supplies continues normally except in a few industries where women worked in some number. Managers are assessing possible cuts in production since men are not consumers of frivolous stuff. Electricity, gas, water, and other systems have continued to function normally.


    1 month After Women
    Retail sales overall are down to about 25% of previous totals. Men are finding that they have a lot more disposable income and are starting to think about buying a new car, fishing boat or motorcycle. Some economic shifting is still going on as the economy adjusts. Women amounted to over 75% of retail sales, ¾ of medical services, and the majority of most other consumption. Governments are short handed because most of their staffs are not there, but the recipients of most of their welfare services are no longer in need so the remaining government staff is more than necessary. The Congress is even thinking about cutting taxes. Social Security system is way over funded, for example, since men formerly paid 80% of SS taxes and received only 20% of benefits. Most other insurance programs have a similar financial unbalance. The stock market is beginning to recover.


    1 year After Women
    The government has cut taxes to less than half of previous amounts, and still has a big surplus. Thousands of empty boarded up shopping malls and stores line our streets. Gas prices have plummeted. Most men have few expenses and lots of spending money. Production has finally been balanced with demand as manufacturers adjusted to the reduced consumption. Some industries such as fishing and recreation have boomed. At work, men can tell jokes without watching over their shoulders to avoid being fired for “harassment.” All the homeless men have been offered good jobs.


    10 years After Women
    Independent research groups in Paris, Pennsylvania, and Tokyo have invented artificial wombs. Accessing stockpiles of previously frozen donor embryos the first generation of children is already being raised. The economies throughout the world are having boom times. Men are getting together in sports leagues, fishing groups, and recreation associations. Life is good.


    100 years After Women
    The average life span of men has increased by 10 years with the reduced stress. Peace and prosperity have taken over the earth. Without women to fight for there isn't much point in fighting wars. World population has declined to a sustainable level and stayed there. Prosperity and plenty are endemic everywhere.


    ———————————————————————————


    1 day After Men.
    The electricity has stopped, the grid went down and the lights went out, the cash registers and dish washers quit working. The few female engineers and technicians who work in utilities, mining, manufacturing, transportation, and other industries are unable to cope with the scale of the problems. There are not enough hands to run plants and production facilities. The electric grid is the first to go. Credit cards don't work. Checkout scanners don't know how to process sales without the computers. Few trucks are moving. Food and product deliveries to stores have stopped.


    1 week After Men

    The water and sewer systems have failed in most communities. Natural gas has stopped. Homes have lost heating and lighting. Without deliveries of food there are shortages, many women are already going hungry. The food in freezers rotted when the electricity stopped. Even for women who work at food production plants, there are no deliveries or product distribution, and the machines don't work without electricity or water. Shoe stores have closed. Cars stop working for lack of gasoline.


    1 month After Men
    City women are starving. There is no economy. Some have banded together in girl gangs going from house to house fighting and killing for remaining canned food. Stores have been looted. On a few farms some farm women are still eating and farming, but fuel shortages will soon stop their tractors. Already about 10% of women have died of famine, disease, and violence. The government has collapsed because all the staffers can't function without managers and while “needs” for welfare have skyrocketed, there are no resources to provide for any of them. None of the staffers can function without the computers, phones, utilities, and resources anyway, even if they could get along without the 80% of taxes that men formerly paid. Medical care has pretty much disappeared unless you happen know a nurse or female doctor. The big hospitals have no supplies, utilities or lighting so they are closed. Schools and Universities have closed.


    1 year After Men
    A few women are still surviving in cities, finding caches of left over food, cooking on wood fires. Buildings are falling apart. Several cities burned after the firemen vanished. There are no replacements for guns, tools, and implements. Very few clothing or shoes are being produced. There are no surviving vehicles that still run. 90% of women have died. Some farm women harvest a few vegetables by hand.


    10 years After Men
    The death toll is well over 99% worldwide. A few women have formed small tribes and learned to hunt, particularly women who were from rural areas. They live in fear of wandering groups of violent thieves, but the number of remaining thieves is diminishing. In rural Africa some tribal women are still herding cows. In the Amazon jungle some women still plant yams with remaining steel knives.


    100 years After Men
    The last woman died 50 years ago. Nature is reclaiming the planet.


    :D:D:D
     
  9. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    I think the Southern Baptists are already trying to do that. :D
     
  10. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    And the harder they try, the freaking their daughters get. :cool:
     

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