you might be a Republican if,,,

you might be a republican if You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

 

you might be a republican if you wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

 

you might be a republican if you've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

 

you might be a republican if you confuse Lenin with Lennon.

 

you might be a republican if you think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

 

you might be a republican if you've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

 

Yep... i'm definately a Republican!

 

You might be a post whore if you can't fit all of those in one posting.....

 

you might be a republican if you think Huey Newton is a cookie.

 

you might be a republican if you don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

 

you might be a republican if you complain about bandwidth or "post whoring" when a dozen or so asshats just spent 50 pages complaining about John Kerry"s medals.

 

Hey, seems like a good way to build up your post count. I'd do it too, but I usually try to avoid looking like a tool on the BBS.













No offense!

 

see above Kerry post.

 

you might be a republican if you think the United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

 

you might be a republican if the best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

 

He doesn't need the post whoring to look like that on here. :up:

 

You might be a republican if you think killing an intruder in your home is a reasonable course of action.

 

Actually, that one is just common sense.