Who here is artistic?

Not autistic, we know who those people are.

I deal w artistic types fairly regularly. I am not artistic. I find that shit annoying. I can enjoy the finished product but the actual fucking around until it's just right shit drives me gotdamn crazy.

I have to fly 25 paper snowflakes and I'm ready to slit my fking wrists. I like working with thousands of pounds not this shit. I'm bout to lose it.

And the fucking drummer just started sound check...

 

You have no idea how many stick figure pics/drawings replies you are about to see on this post... lol

 

Sadly, people use "being artistic" as an excuse to be a fuck up. They are two different things.

 

Funny how a brain works sometimes, I saw autistic at first

 

I am not, but my gf is. In fact, I'm convinced she's a witch who conjures things... She recently got into 'felting', which is nothing more than sculpting fibers of felt using needles and hooks.

She's been making tiny replicas of everyone's pets... alive or passed away. She recently did one of my husky shepherd that passed away several years ago. (She used fur we kept to make these.)

 

Which one of you skinned the dog?

 

This sounds easy.

Use a good hangman's knot and raise them slowly so they asphyxiate vs neck damage. Plus you get to see em dance a jig...for a while.
What? Oh.

No those kinds of 'snowflakes'.

Damn. Let me cancel my rope order on Amazon. I thought we was finally ridin' on these punks.

 

My coworker who is the lighting crew chief asked me if I'm ok. I'm being unpleasant.

 

I like to think I'm artistic but I'm probably somewhere on the crafty/handy spectrum...

 

I was. We visited that before when you bozos called me out. Not so much any more. Lost the patience for it.
My son is talented as a MFer. Esp with a camera. Video and still. Maybe I'll post some of his recent pics.
He even has a $$ making youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/@KCSRailstudios

 

No there are some mind blowing talented and knowledgeable artistic types in my industry. I am not one of them.

 

Not a drop of artistic ability for me. Nope. I can draw real shitty stick figures. Hell I cant even make a bed and have it look nice.

Y'all ought to see my sorry ass christmas decorating!

I cant picture things when I close my eyes either. Aphantasia. But I can imagine your hot mom with my eyes open. Weird.

 

One of my artistic outlets is wood turning. I love searching for the world’s exotic woods and combining them to make a single finished piece. Here are a few pieces with woods from Mexico, Africa, Israel and South America.

 

Awesome!
It’s nice seeing wood turning projects not cast in epoxy. That trend is prolific.

 

Holy shit!

 

My job, if I was to explain it based on title, is very confusing. So long story short, there’s a time period when I have to stop pew/kablooey stuff and have to turn. Sometimes it’s very custom stuff, then other times it’s a bunch of the same thing

 

Thank you! Not a fan of the epoxy stuff.

 

Without photos I can say your use of words is kinda artistic, from an alcoholic’s perspective

 

It’s not prudent for me to directly spell out things when it’s job related.