What are you doing for Earth Day?

So far today I have Smoked a few cigs, my truck has been runnig all day with the a/c on and windows down, and when i get home i plan to cut down the biggest tree in my yard.

 

I'm going home to cut down a tree.

 

I'm going to do smoky burnouts in my garage with my TL1000R. When the neighboor comes over to see if my house is on fire, I'm going to light farts and spray AquaNet into the air while firing off my propane torch.

 

I set all my take-offs on fire in the front yard and I'm sitting in the house with the front door open and the A/C blowing so I can watch them burn.

 

I'm going to set my entire house on fire because Obama will just give me a new one.

 

i think i may go buy a copy of al gores movie and burn it on the hood of a prius.

 

Don't burn the Prius...crack open the batteries and pour the guts into your lawn. That's gotta be good for the environment. :up:

 

Ridin a 2 stroke FTW

 

Damn.

And I thought the gf did something right this morning when she decided against riding to work and took the diesel instead.

You fuckers are hardcore! :up:

 

hehehehe awesome!!

i cranked up the furnace and the a/c to see what would win!

 

spraying aerosol cans into the air and burning anything plastic.

 

Perez....ROTFLMAO

 

I do what I do everyday:

1. Eat Vegan
2. Walk to work
3. Open my windows when I get home (hotel) - no air conditioning for me
4. Don't allow room service into my room.
5. Decide to postpone the wash that my truck needs for another day
6. Check for odor before deciding if to shower!

 

You're not very funny...

 

Well that explains why I type here instead of in front of an open mic.

So, what was it the set up or the delivery?

 

bah dum dah!

 

It's the audience. These clowns don't laugh much...

 

You are talking big! I am closer these days!

 

I shot two tree huggers with the biggest and loudest hand gun that I own. Does that count?

 

I pulled the van out into the street and changed my oil using the storm drain.
While I waited for it to drain I shot a bald eagle.