Well I guess this is growing up.

Someone got me one of those Omaha steaks packouts of meat and it came in one of those Styrofoam coolers with a dry ice packouts. whatever. . . hey wait, dry ice! So I rummage around the house to find two fans, a mullet wig, a mic stand and AT LEAST 15 scarves. I'm gonna pour water on the dry ice and play at being that really old guy with big lips from Aerosmith!

Then it hit me, you've got a kid, you're middle aged and you don't even like Aerosmith.

So my kid gets home and finds the cooler and asks what's in it? "Dry ice, it's dangerous, don't go near it."
"Cool! let's pour water on it and make fog!"

Getting older sucks. Even 3 or 4 years ago I'd have at least poured water on it but really, I'd most likely have poured water on it, shot roman candles through the fog all while blasting Slayer at 11.

 

You ARE getting old. I'd still do it.

 

Having kids allows you to relive your childhood. Don't spoil it, old man...

 

Dry ice, 2 liter bottle, 4 cups water. Put ingredients in bottle. Screw lid on. Wait 15 seconds, throw. Enjoy the loud boom.

 

You're dead to me @Dave K

That would keep me entertained for a solid week and I'm nearly 56!

 

You're dead to me @Dave K

That would keep me entertained for a solid week and I'm nearly 56!

 

Old is a feeling. Disappointing that you feel that way.

 

Send it to me.

 

You're so old you keep repeating yourself.

 

I did this recently in the kitchen and tried to get videos of Bruce the Batdog running out of the fog. The little bastard wouldn't cooperate though.

 

Never grow up

 

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

My wife hates that that is my motto./

 

I would have been all over that with my girls - they love science experiments.

Grow down Dave K.

 

Height can't be negative.

 

You betcha!

 

How do people in Australia measure their height then?

 

Dry ice bombs, fog and slayer. If swat doesn’t show up you may as well sign up for your AARP memebership now.

 

or insert dry ice into the closest body of water and do an eskimo send off of your yout!

 

I watched a Joe Rogan podcast with him on it, drugs really fucked him up good.

 

I have you down as more of the Meatloaf type