Well, here I am! Week at Disney - with inlaws.

Looking for ways to hurt myself. Got to make it look like accident but still need to be able to walk to a bar???
Any suggestions? Gave up weekend at BMP for this!

 

Don't let your kids play in the water at night unattended.

 

Kick Goofy in the nuts and see what happens.

 

Why? Have you tried this? Will get a fine or something? My kids know to personally ack each and every Gator whither they be friendly or foe! He is 4 for crying out loud!

 

Will have to try this! Not sure what kind of hound he is suppose to be. I personally like scooby, and snoopy. Recognizable breeds. Not silly muts.

 

Also, don't need to loose my bar privileges! Kicking Mickey or the like might actually get the bar taken away and get me behind bars?

 

Mick Dundee could find out.

 

I'm thinking that will get you in trouble also.

 

Trying to give you guys photos but file size continues to be over 1m or some crap like that

 

LOL.. I feel your pain.. Took my daughter,, her 4 children and the money made my motorcycle habit look CHEAP..
I really enjoyed the pineapple slushiness's in The African park. (RUM) lots of rum.
A week, 8 people.. OMG what a racket.

Will say,, you will loose no matter what you do. SO enjoy it the best you can.
Otherwise, your the A-hole.