Weird Al Franken...?

I see there are more people that have no idea what happened. The assault is not about the photo. He assaulted her backstage at the USO show, it was before that photo took place.

 

Well fortunately I have never had impulse control deficiencies and only got physical with a female when it was consensual. I am just saying that some women who shake their asses and titties to get men all riled up and then act surprised when someone doesn't have that control. If you weren't shaking your asses and titties in front of the men and would have just sat your slutty ass down in the first place, any unwanted advances probably wouldn't have happened.

 

I was talking about women that put themselves out there and get men all worked up, then complain when the men make advances on them.

 

Off the rails indeed.

 

We need some kind of feature that indicates the blood-alcohol level at the bottom of every post on the BBS.

 

This is not just about Tom, by the way. I can think of a few around here who could use some occasional breathalyzer measurements to gain full awareness of the situation.

 

I know. I read how touching a pussy and touching a shoulder are the same thing.

 

this reads like youve never been in a "champagne room" or had a private lap dance...lol. The nice ladies get about 3 minutes to shake their money maker(s) and the contract is you get to pretend youre having the "hot" girlfriend experience while she gyrates or grinds on you perhaps draping her hair or breasts over your face...lol.
Now where your hands go is dependent upon the "contractor"...lol. Some dont mind where they land as long as no "penetration" or "creeper" stuff happens. Of course YMMV. The idea is to get you to spend the $700/hr for the company...lol #supportsinglemoms

 

Men should do what women do, file sexual harassment

 

Now you've done it. He is in front of a mirror taking a good look at his erection.

 

Wait! Maybe that's why I'm constantly getting into fights. Whenever a guy walks up to me and slaps me on the shoulder and asks "how you doing," I start swinging away thinking I'm being sexually assaulted. I've never had a pussy, or a cat, so I guess I don't know the difference.

 

I blame this.

 

I see you've moved up from Smirnoff Ice.