Well, you still gotta squat, buddy. Don't try to shit standing up. Unless you had Chinese for lunch, that high dive is gonna make a splash.
My doctor buddy agrees. Said that older patients get genital warts not from sex but from the bathroom door knobs.
This thread has lasted longer than the typical stomach virus already. No way would I feel comfortable diving into Turn 1 at 140mph half an inch away from a total stranger unless I was certain he possessed impeccable bathroom hygiene.
I think I've read more than I wanted to on defecation. Officially grossed out.. Going to bleach my bathrooms now.
So the moral of the story is WASH your hands before going and after, so no ones elses germs get to ya bits
So, I havn't read this thread since page 2. I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but... I was in a bar last night, and I noticed people bringing their drinks into the bano and setting them on top of the flusher mechanism on the pisser while they pissed. Now that's freakin' gross! Made my stomach turn.
What's worse is when they leave them there and you come in and have to stare at it all the while wondering if that's wizz in a cup just below your nose. Think about it.
I mean.....damn. Also, what's up with people that talk on their stupid ass cell phones while going #2? :down:
Nope. Hand sanitizer and a pack of moistened bathroom wipes and I handle my own food. Plus I always have jugs of water. No problems. But the key is washing your hands. My father told me years ago he had worker at the Navy yard that took his lunch into the bathroom every day and had his daily shit while he ate his lunch.
That's BS, he's just fooling himself because he knows what old people look like naked and the thought of them having sex, especially casual sex, horrifies him.