I hope the escort referance is to what you drive, and not that he needs a "partner" for the big dance tonight.
No, leases are not free. They have a big payment due at the end of term or it goes back to the dealer.
I dunno, I'm not sure you as an "escort" would have much value to start with, much less residual value
Hey! I resemble that! There's nothing wrong with shameless padding, even though the joke was already way over played