Total eclipse - April 8, 2024

No thats CTCTTIPTMWPUTOTPUD

Aka CTIPPUTOPUD

More commonly Puto Pud

Which is a very bad spanglish insult

 

I better put my boots on. The ship is taking on water.

 

that doesn’t match either

 

Well, LMGTFY.

 

Let me get to fucking you? Kinda ghey but nttiawwt

and yeah that’s one of the only acronyms I know thanks to Seinfeld and the Beeb

 

I saw a pretty low probability of being an accurate article on Reddit with the headline below. Funny if true. I'm not linking the site as it's pretty ridiculous. Not sure if satire or not and I'm not investing the effort.

"Woman Tipped 2 Servers $1077 Because The Rapture Was Coming — Returned After The Eclipse To Demand Her Money Back"

 

What the......

 

So innocent you are!