Things I've learned from the Pandemic

I’ll be 60 when the first one regurgitates.

 

"Experts"are non essential.

 

Damn, cradle robber!

I tried that shit, too.

Mine didn't work either.

Both of our faults, actually, in my case. Knowing what I know about you from here..... no comment.

 

So she’s OK with you exposing yourself to others? Kinda kinky, but who am I to judge.

 

Don’t play it off as if you don’t have anyone revolving around you.

 

Can you think of a better way to clear a store?

 

Have to admit, when I experience an unsolicited weiner view I tend to social distance.

 

versus solicited? NTTAWWT.