Thing ya' don't mess with

Discussion in 'General' started by David-imoddavid, Apr 10, 2018.

  1. David-imoddavid

    David-imoddavid Well-Known Member

    My dad taught me a few decades back that there are 3 things a man doesn't mess with.
    1. Another man's wife.
    2. Another man's children.
    3. Another man's money.

    Over time I've added 2 more.
    4. Any woman's plastic containers
    5. A black woman's hair.

    And you say?
     
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2018
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  2. OGs750

    OGs750 Well-Known Member

    • You don't tug on Superman's cape.
    • You don't spit into the wind.
    • You don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger.
    • You don't mess around with Jim.
     
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  3. Pittenger5

    Pittenger5 Well-Known Member

  4. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    Lone

    the Loan Ranger sounds like a check-cashing place.
     
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  5. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Apostrophes. You don’t mess with apostrophes.
     
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  6. OGs750

    OGs750 Well-Known Member

    Ninja edit!
     
  7. mattf

    mattf Banned-a-lama-ding-dong.

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  8. xrated

    xrated Well-Known Member

    man's
    man's
    man's
    two
     
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  9. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    A man's tool box.
    That will get your fingers clipped off with a 5" nipper 'round these parts.
     
  10. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

  11. David-imoddavid

    David-imoddavid Well-Known Member

    3 out of 4
     
  12. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    anything electrical. Not even doorbells or hardwired smoke alarms.

    F@ck, hire someone to change the damn remote batteries.
     
  13. TLR67

    TLR67 Well-Known Member

    The Power Poles at Road Atlanta! Let Metal Head take over there!!! :bow:
     
  14. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Dag nabbit, missed the ol’ spell out any number less than ten rule!

    Props to you, whore.

    :D :D :D
     
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  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    Don't fuck with the babysitter.
     
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  16. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    you can mess with Grammah Polices!
     
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  17. Kelbor

    Kelbor Well-Known Member

    Mongo
     
  18. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    Especially if she is your niece.
     
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  19. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    By marriage or blood? If by marriage, it's OK.
     
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  20. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Texas
     
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