The unofficial official "SMMFH" thread

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by pickled egg, Sep 16, 2017.

  1. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    I ain't watching that. You could be posting kiddie porn.
  2. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    The site has a bunch of shit pop-ups so I just copied the txt to spare you

    Compulsory Indoctrination: In UK Schools, Boys Have Periods Too

    Transgender rights activists are celebrating with cosmopolitans, dark chocolate, and passing around palette loads of Midol, because the U.K.’s Brighton and Hove city council has declared that boys also menstruate. The East Sussex city’s local government brain trust issued guidelines earlier this month, under the heading “Taking a Period Positive Approach in Brighton & Hove Schools” and will be compulsory inside the classrooms of all primary school children.

    The council, which is far beyond the label of extreme and lunatic left, issued the statement:

    “Trans boys and men and non-binary people may have periods ... and menstruation must be inclusive of all genders.”

    Yes, these people are seemingly bat-dung nuts.

    And although women worldwide would be ecstatic for men to have cramps, bloating, and irritability for several days a month, alas, this report is devoid of, well, science. In short, it’s completely whackadoodle.

    Teach Your Children Well
    Health class for school children is about to get a bit more interesting in the Green Party bonkers bastion by the sea as the guidelines require full compliance in or before 2020, and will be included in the curricula for children enrolled in grades one through eight.

    The prospectus has come under fire from Member of Parliament for the Conservative Party, David Davies, who told reporters the plan was insane:

    “Learning about periods is already a difficult subject for children that age, so to throw in the idea girls who believe they are boys also have periods will leave them completely confused.”

    But the city council believes otherwise. Heck, in 2016, they sent letters to parents before class enrollments requesting that children, as young as age four, choose the gender “they most identify with.” They also make teachers use a Trans Inclusion Schools Toolkit, one of the aims being “developing understanding of trans and gender questioning children and young people.”

    With so much time spent on LGBTQ issues, gender neutralizing and confusing every child in town, how do they have the time to teach reading, writing, and arithmetic? Jeez Louise, can one imagine the syllabus for science class? Anatomist Albrecht von Haller, the father of modern physiology, is surely pounding his fists against the walls of his sarcophagus in hopes of haunting the fools in Brighton and Hove.

    Are our European cousins losing their collective minds? Germany now allows citizensto list their newborn humans as “diverse,” removing the pesky male or female designation simply because LGBTQ warriors are triggered.

    A Portrait Of Brighton And Hove
    Brighton and Hove is the United Kingdom’s version of America’s Boulder, Colorado – a city The Denver Post describes as “nestled between the Rockies and reality.”

    The seaside town appears bucolic; lovely beaches, coffee houses, and trinket shops interspersed with a business corridor that cannot wrap their heads around the policies set by the local government.

    The only Green Party Member of Parliament – out of 650 – is Caroline Lucas, who appears to be as nutty as the recent council decisions. With her guidance, the Brighton area was declared a non-fracking zone, although there is no prospect of ever drilling for shale gas in the city, anyway.

    The council have banned bacon sandwiches, have employed sheep for traffic calming, and levied fines up to £50,000 for improper recycling disposal; ironically, the city ranks 302nd out of 326 councils in successful recycling.

    Made up of 89% white people, with an even 50-50 split male to female ratio, Brighton and Hove also has the highest percentage of residents claiming their religion as Jedi. Yes, that Jedi – of Star Wars.

    Thin End Of The Wedge
    If Brighton and Hove was a sleepy burg of a few hundred, off the beaten path in Tibet, or in a cave in Afghanistan, one could laugh their antics off as cultural eccentricities. Yet, this ridiculousness exists in the United Kingdom, a super-power with considerable economic, cultural, scientific and political influence internationally.

    Allowing a simple toe-hold, such as rewriting anatomical sciences in secular institutions, could spark a movement to upend reality across the already teetering Western world.

    The new mandatory curricula guidelines, under the subheading “Key Messages” advise teachers that “periods are something to celebrate and we can see this in ceremonies and celebrations across the world.”

    Yet women and girls, the only gender to have periods, would beg to differ. Which is why there are so many prescribed and over-the-counter, medications available to dull their existence. There must be a pill out there somewhere that might have the same effect on the lunatics in Brighton and Hove wielding the whacky pen and inking dangerous policies aimed at altering the normal and healthy thoughts of children.

    The only positive outcome of this policy will be the upswing in profits for Midol. Lord have mercy on these maniacs and all the paths of reality they cross.
  3. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Best line I read was that the best looking woman in Spain is a dude.
  4. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    But I mean, we all know that that's not true and that's what really sucks the most.

    There's a [actual] girl somewhere in Spain who literally and figuratively got kicked out of her rightful place representing her country in this pageant all because she wasn't born with a pecker. These pricks need to virtue signal so hard that they put a man into this pageant to show how "progressive" they are.

    Shame on them all.
  5. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Canada just can't seem to erase themselves fast enough can they....

  6. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner It's a little-known fact...

  7. Clay

    Clay Well-Known Member

    When a Mizzou official was questioned regarding a case where a black male Ph.D. candidate at the school asked out a white female fitness trainer, she bizarrely suggested that the fact that the male student was larger than the female student gave him “power over her” and violated school policy.

    Wait... So that's not racist. C'mon lefties, this is your side you've got to defend now...
  8. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

  9. superdino

    superdino Mowin' my lawn

  10. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

  11. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    That kid is probably so fucked up already that he'll kill himself by 25.
  12. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    My favorite comment...

    "Macho ma'am Tranny savage"

  13. Potts N Pans

    Potts N Pans Well-Known Member

    :crackup: :clap:
  14. G 97

    G 97 What's my name

    He certainly wasn’t behaving very lady like. His parents should of tought him better manners when he was a boy.
  15. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Have taught.

    Should HAVE TAUGHT.


  16. G 97

    G 97 What's my name

    Dude, don’t spoil it for @dsapsis
    And as always, 2 fucks.:D
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  17. K51000

    K51000 Well-Known Member

    It really seems as though the world as we knew it is now FUBAR
  18. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Yup, slipping' and sliding' down that slope of degeneracy

  19. G 97

    G 97 What's my name

    No man. It’s all because of improper grammar on a motorcycle bbs.
    sheepofblue likes this.
  20. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Sadly he nails it. I feel bad for the victims that are going to be 'saved' like this little kid.

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