as a man sees it. . . You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties. Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy. And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
Joseph, I've heard that joke for years and it still makes me laugh uncontrollably! All I need to make that joke true is a son, a wife, a mistress and a maybe a damn copy of Playboy.