Taylor Swift tickets

No time to get your nose that close to her mouth.

 

I was wearing a respirator, gloves, hazmat suit, and 4 rubbers

 

That pic flew right the fuck over y’alls heads.

“Crack ho is surprised by two timing Dave”.

And, ever’body knows she hasn’t aged well.

 

She hasn't aged well at 21...

 

She was on GMA the other day and looked pretty good.
Did not look like she had a ton of makeup on either

 

Lol I'm sitting next to one of her camera ops from a past tour and I read this to him.

He said that chick had "bones showing in her back" he wasn't aware human beings have.

 

I must admit the only images I've seen of her lately are in the trailer for her movie currently on Netflix. She's not ugly by any stretch, but she shows her years more than some. And then there are the spiders that have set up permanent residence in her head...

 

I’m sure Lohan would be okay with my willingness to totally disappoint Swift. Life moves on and she’s married to some hairy backed dude.

 

I'll show her a bone!

 

Chemguy?

 

Like you have ever said no to something just because you wanted something else...

 

Ex girlfriend???

 

She sold out all 3 stadium shows in Tampa.

 

Dude, I bet she'd sell out a stadium in Patagonia with just American fans fly down there.

 

I do love the uproar over Ticketbastard's monopoly now being raised since all the Swifties(or whatever they're called) are having problems with the service, and the service FEES. Rock and metal fans have been saying it's a fucked up situation for decades about Ticketbastard/LiveNation.

 

That was kinda my point to midge.

 

If i was married to her i would post pics erryday, just to piss of mini dave....

 

I do have respect for her business acumen after she told Spotify to FAFO then followed through and yanked all her music. Then the bish started rerecording all her music so she can own her masters. Str8 up gangsta move. Eff the man!