Superbowl LIV

I'm watching last night's interview of Andy Reid right now and it just hit me for the first time: if you had to describe him and Mike Holmgren to the police, what would the difference be?

 

40-60 pounds?

 

And those that actually passed the third grade geography know that Kansas City is in both Kansas and Missouri.

 

Number of SB championship rings

 

Yes that famed metropolis, Kansas City, KS. Where the football team doesn’t play.

 

I meant if you were describing them to a sketch artist.

It's something I have often thought about: I am incapable of describing someone in a way that would help find them unless they were black in Japan, or something like that.

 

Well yeah because they both look all the same to me as well.

 

What kind of sentence structure is this.

 

Be simple for me:

“He looks like Wilfred Brimley, if he were slightly less walrusy.”

 

I was once black in Japan. I could tell people were noticing.

 

You are taller than 5’3”. That’s enough to be noticed in Japan.

 

Or white in some parts of China. I had an old chinese lady rub my skin and smoosh my face to see I was wearing a mask or I'd change colors.

 

There seem to be lots of white guys that get "their skin" rubbed by Chinese ladies.

 

Was that or was it not, shots fired?

 

So what you’re saying is that you’re no longer Black? If so, how did you change your race? You might wanna sell your story. You maybe on to something.

 

You don't even have to go to Asia for that, South Florida works. I'll ask my buddy Bob K.

 

This guy?

 

Yeah, that didn't work very well for the Boston Police when they were looking for "a black man" in the Mission Hill Housing Project.

 

I thought they were the same person until a few weeks ago. I could have sworn that Andy Reid was the Packers head coach at one point.