Suggestion for WERA

Me?

Six

Not a lifetime though

 

Not enough. You get no say. Shut yer piehole newbie

 

Vegetarian meals available at concession during Cycle Jam and the GNF.

And organic coffee.

 

Fuck... how many do you have?

 

more than you sucker.

I also have several pit bull boxes full of trophies and plaques.

 

That is a good point.

For example, I have a WERA Championship.

And, again, just for example, Davie Stone does not.

 

I have like 30+ trophies? That and the 6 plates has to at least let me have like one opinion a week or so

 

You need to get on the grid. 30+pffft. I filled a dinning room table in a year or two alone.Do the math for me. Feb of 1995 to now? I've been racer, crashtruck, tire dood, cornerworker, scoring (pre transponder), crasher, winner.

I've may have almost paid my dues.

 

"almost" being the key word.

 

$5 to the person who kicks the sand outta stick's vagina! Another $ 10 if you then poop in his trophy box.

 

If I can find his trophy box, Ill poop in it for sure.

But I am not TOUCHING his box, I hear it is a bit stinky and has sand in it. And he might like me touching his box.

 

I live real close to Sticks "other job"......I'll swing by and flatten a tire tomorrow.....that outta cheer him up. He'll likely get sunburned before he gets it changed!

 

I started at about the same time, and have done all those things too (except for the tall, skinny, rubber salesman part.) I think that's obviously enough to allow you to voice an opinion.

And just like mine, it's still not gonna matter.

 

I'm not to worried about you showing up anywhere near a racer, even and old one like me.

 

Ok, I've got some more. dads of kid racers. This is hard. You are just as in the mix as anyone getting on track when you start out. The downside is most are lunatic soccerdads and rarely say anything that make sense. The ones that do make sense rarely make a big deal about things. The masses will have to decide that one

Sponsors of racers have no say. They have a contract with the racer. If they don't like what they are getting for their dollar they need to take it up with the racer. that's who is working for them.

Mongo, I worked for it. I'm just more clever than the average racer.

 

Yeah but most of them can stand in the sun without their shirts off for 5 minutes and not turn into a freckled eggplant. 10 minutes and you burst into flames.

 

Very true. My people invented spontaneous human combustion