Starting your own brand of apparel... win $100

Dear sir,

It is our wish to work with your company.We kk sports are Manufacturer and Exporter of Motorcycle Boots & Garments.We can also produce on your given designs and with your company name and logo on it.
please reply us,
Best Regards.
Haris Mehmood.
----- Original Message -----
From: sales
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sunday, March 04, 2012 9:49 PM
Subject: Motor bike clothing and boots


Dear Sir,

We KK SPORTS are Maufacturer and Exporter of Motorcycle Boots & Garments, Attached here please find our 2011 catalogue with our best FOB prices.

www.k-k-sports.com

We can also produce on your given designs and with your company name and logo on it. Contact us for more information.

Best Regards,
Muhammad Haris
(Export Manager)

KK SPORTS
Plot # 4, Ward # 6, near rubina clinic,
Sialkot Cantt, 51310 - Pakistan
Tele: +92 52 4603590-91
Fax: +92 52 4570768
E/mail: [email protected]
Web : www.k-k-sports.com
Web : www.kk-sports.co.uk


All you have to do is answer the email above and you too can have your own brand. This is one of seven in my box today alone. A few years ago we had a little fun with one of these and asked for them to send some samples. All kinds of crazy shit made from leather tanned with animal urine showed up at the shop.

On to the contest:
If you were to create your very own brand of kick ass leathers what would you name your brand?

The one that makes me laugh the most wins a $100 STG Gift Cert

Van

 

Stand Up, Corner Low, or SUCL brand.

The logo would be a titty of course!

 

Smile

 

Hmmmmm.... If they are yours....

I'd Call them Van Dams. Because they kick ass.... lol Although we know he doesn't kick ass lol

Or Cowpiss leathers

or Stingray leathers.... The smell will sting a bit.

 

Morto Mucca. ('dead cow' sounds a lot better in Italian than English)

 

did someone mention tittys?

 

I already mentioned it in the other thread, but.......

 

The one that makes me laugh the most wins a $100 STG Gift Cert


Tuck and Roll Leathers..

 

STG brand
Stinky Track Gear.
You can run the piss out of our gear!

 

Boobies leathers

Make the legs blue Da

 

SKIDS - skid on your leathers.. Not in your shorts..

 

Mad Cow Designs was a company I had for a bit. I imported mountain bike parts. I would just continue with that and call them Mad Cow Leathers.

 

Urine In Our Leathers
"Slide wet, feel warm"

Joe

 

Thats the winner there....:up:

 

Four Skins

 

Vagina. Every man loves to squeeze into our leathers.

There's the name and the slogan.

 

You already said it "Kick-Ass Leathers"

For humor, "Power Ranger Apparel"
or "Mad Cow", slogan "Eat more Squid!"

meh...I tried.

Edit, see mad cow thing was already suggested...bummer.

 

You can't use that one.


http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hpho...46824398_1361186420_33351812_1572882688_n.jpg

 

"Silence! I keeel you! Leathers"



Or.......



"Haalalalalala... BOOM Leathers"

 

Alpinestars - I'd then sell them on Ebay for an insane deal (and insane profit for me). After a bit I'd change the name to something like Dainese or Nankai.

We'd all be rich! Well, I would be.