Spread Love, not RPGs

You're an important tribal leader in Afghanistan, but you are old and you have four younger wives.

And people say the CIA is no longer creative

 

"Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Ramadan! Here's your boner. I'll be back in a few days with more boners. Have the intel ready."

 

You left out Kwanza. :down:

 

Rodger is a racist.

 

What's with all this preaching ya damn Bible thumpers.

 

If the CIA gets some alliances built on small blue $4 pills, then so be it. Whatever it takes to get the job done and the sooner the better.

 

Don't get me started on Kwanza. The guy who invented Kwanza was on the FBI's payroll and was tasked with the job of sowing dissent amongst the civil rights movement. In other words, I don't include Kwanza b/c it is even more phony than all the other superstitious holidays.

But I suppose that I shouldn't treat it any different. I'm sure that the great majority of people that celebrate Kwanza are well meaning, just like the others.

 

How seriously do they take it?

Festivus display approved at Illinois Capitol.

 

-- Harvey Korman on his 77th birthday, 2004