Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

There's a girl at the local Kohl's built like that.

 

PICTURES.....

 

Intake eh?

 

Wallet Empty Racing Anyways

 

Unless you got pictures, I'ma need you to make another appointment.

A whole new class of Munch-hausen is hereby invented.

 

All the pictures are in my mind. I’ll use them after the girls go to sleep tonight

 

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Simultaneously oversharing AND undersharing.

You are gifted, sir!

 

Tongue punching the fart box

 

No

 

So basically a picture of the 50 year old grimey guy with @FrancisA 's PAWG.

 

when you put it like that, it doesn't sound so appealing like the I eat A$$ stickers portray it to be.

 

you're pretty late to the party there. thanks for the confirmation 82 pages later

 

I am but here to serve.

 

Is that what passes for hawt these days? kids today....

 

Not HAWT, PAWG. Try to keep up.

 

Ok, we’re just talking fat.

 

Only from the belt line south about 9”...

Donk don’t do it justice.

 

yeah... um... most folks aren't quite so easily fooled by the marketing

 

So I did some research, not at work, on this PA-WG (hyphen inserted for work purposes) stuff. Ummm Phat is probably not appropriate, and should just be Fat with a F.

Many looked obese, like they needed multiple Weight Watchers subscriptions. Like another Twinkie and they would have to pay for a third seat on an airplane.

 

TPFB
Always TPFB.