Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Someone recently made a joke about being here 15 years ago so I looked at my join date......2003. I don't want to know how many hours that equals over that time, and it's about 1% of how much time you spend here.

 

F...frustrated
R...rejected
A...aggrevating
N...nerd
C...creating
I...ignorant
S...shit

Next...

 

I speak redneck. The best language ever. I understood erry word under 6 letters. Don't know what these fools read.

 

Anybody know how to get Astroglide out of calf leather upholstery? Some crazy east-bloc chick that works late in our office got it all over my Bugatti during her, uh, interview. My physical therapist says until I lose weight and get my hip replacement, I shouldn't be working on things low to the ground either.

 

Club soda.

Can't help you with the fish smell, tho.

 

I made it to page 32...anything actually interesting happen from page 33-78?

 

If you don’t read everything, you won’t learn nothing

 

I was hoping someone would've photoshopped that Croatian pawg as a MotoGP umbrella girl.
Saying, damn Francis your girl sure does get around.

 

So you're aying there aren’t any rules anymore...

 

post a youtube video here and we can check

 

Do you see a rules sticky post anymore?

Do your worst

 

What rule did he break?

 

I didn’t say he broke any rules. I was poking fun at the all caps “NO ONE IS GETTING BANNED” as a potential opportunity for shenanigans.

 

He didn’t stick around to entertain us with more Stupid. That’s a big rule broken.

 

He questioned the almighty mods authoriti

 

God damnit I went back and read everything. So basically this dudes "gf" is banging everyone and he is to naive to realize it. This thread was pretty much the Blair witch project...bunch of idiots running around screaming and nothing ever fucking happened.

 

He went Full Francis.

You never go Full Francis.

 

Lololol, when Fred and I came out of the theater after having seen that, he turned to me and said the only thing scary about that is we sat through it.

 

It's ok to go full Francis. You can take a voluntary sabatical.

You never wanna go "Full Retard"!You often times can't fully recover from going "Full Retard"



Francis, are you out there lurking in a minimum wage job wearing your skinny jeans?

 

Pull the plug. Do not resuscitate.