Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

I clicked on the last link for shits and giggles and this phrase was quite prominent:



BTW, you write and come across as very similar to a fast go kart racer who hasn't been around in a while.

 

Did he ever say what she does?? First a stripper then not? What does she do?

 

Lol’d

And idk what you mean about the go kart racer comparison.

 

Stripper

 

It’s not that I have something to hide... I just have nothing I want you to see.

 

It's in urbandictionary for crying out loud!

 

I saw, someone posted it

 

Dick move. Probably even worse than the three pictures.

 

It’s anon. If she didn’t put me in such tight spots it wouldn’t be a problem, then again she finally flipped last night when I got annoyed and said “I GOTTA GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS MESS IVE GOTTEN MYSELF INTO”

Or some shit

 

50 year old fat guy is a stripper, too???

I didn't know that was an option for us!

 

There’s a bunch of them

 

Truth. I'd forgotten about banana hat dweeb.

This has been entertaining, but no fuckin way this tale is anything but a very epic troll.

It WAS an epic troll, though.

 

Wait so this is for real her job and you think shes gonna be faithful???? Wtf?

 

Were her texts not enough proof of the situation...

Idk what i have to swear on to make you guys believe it’s real

 

I’m kidding not a stripper

 

Ok, so what does she really do then? Also,what do hero 50 year old also do at same establishment?

 

Not reading all 30 pages. Can I get the cliffs notes

 

Good luck

 

I know a little bit but not enough to give precise details. I’ll get that info this week. It’s relatively new. It pays well and she needs the money rn for fees, 12 hour shifts usually. Work for some dude that owns a town near me.