So I'm at work and apparently girls are walking around my house naked...

I'd call me to come over to make sure the girls get satisfied.

 

Since she is in the kitchen, she had best be makin a samich

 

Needs work. But it did remind me of something else funny

 

Gonna make them waffles, home fries and bacon and then tell them about the 80s, grand pa?

 

I've got some Ponch shades, a Member's Only jacket and some wicked parachute pants just for this occasion. Might bring a Whodini tape and some cardboard and we can pop-n-lock all night long!

 

Attention seeking children. Those are the same type of girls that are all dancing seductively with each other all night but rebuff every single guy that walks up to them.

Would i leave work for that? Yea, only to kick the shit out of her for being a fucking slob.

As cool as your fiancee may be, hitting her room mate and her friends most likely would fly with her. Not that any of that will happen. Guaranteed no sex or kinky shit for you with them.

 

I don't think you know his fiancee all that well...

 

Bisches be in the kitchen.....











Better be making a fooking PIE!!!

 

Is this stripper friend also into unique coffee tables?

 

put up cameras and make $$$ off of it

 

Girls implies plural/more than one naked...Get to it McGyver!! Those titties aint gonna get on the camera reaching for non existant shit in those 2 story
cabinets..
Feed the little birds..Put some wine coolers,and the big glitter on the floor in front if the cameras.Geez...damn rookie!!Show some class!!

 

Half the people my age are catching pokemon and the other half are in their panties at Cortez's place.

 

must..have..more..pitch-ers..

 

I don't get it though..here and in the Dits thread. the internet has all kinds of this stuff like everywhere. I think they said 60% of the internet is used just for nekkid stuff.

 

Right? If only there was somewhere besides the Cortez webcam to see some skin.

 

Live feed from the house to the Beeb......lets share we are all one big happy um um Family

 

The only thing missing is a fake mustache... in brown or black to go with your hair... It really would be perfect...

 

So, I missed the pic when it was posted, but after further review.... is that BACON on the stove?! If it is, she's either kinky AF, or she got grease burns in 3... 2...

 

Dude, no. Just no. Half of you all would be spankin' it while you posted and another quarter would be cleaning up after spankin' it. I'd rather it not be here than to think that Metalhead, Big Bird and Phl were slapping around their suspects to a thread while I'm reading it.

Ewwww. Just saw no to the BBS circlejerk!

 

FU Dave!
We did not need that mental pic.