So I'm at work and apparently girls are walking around my house naked...

I was thinking about starting a hot maid service out here.... I bet it would do well with all the perverted Mormon men

 

Ask Patrick Kane how well a situation like this ended...

 

Jesus H. Smith, how the hell can you pull any tail with those light fixtures?

 

Fuck off the water in Utah is hard as fuck and leaves streaks/residue on everything it touches


And I'm leasing the house so I'm not spending money to modify it

 

That's the SECOND thing I noticed (unlike PE, I still have testicles ). I thought you lived in some trendy loft with cool modern deco. That light fixture is straight out of a doublewide trailer.

 

I moved into a house in the suburbs in March To accommodate the family. I FUCKING HATE IT.

:/

My fiancé is over it though, thank god. we're gonna move back to downtown when the lease is up

 

"the family"? Are you Charles Manson?

 

She's got little boy. And I have a daughter that visits.

And we had an extra room so we rented it to her stripper friend

 

Well it looks like she likes to bring work home

 

Pm me your address, I'm getting on a plane

 

Thank goodness that cheap ass fluorescent light is off. Her ass would look terrible in that kind of light.

 

That depends, how "open" minded is the wife-to-be? Like would she cut off your balls or be holding the camera?

 

WD-40 Is the best stainless cleaner. Cheap, and smells good.

 

Die.

 

EAD

 

I'd quit my job and move in with you.

 

DIAF