Security Theatre, for Kids + Online Version

See Spot run. See Jane take off her shoes. See Iqbal get a cavity search (courtesy of Playmobil)

 

And for you older kids, there is an online version! You play the role of a TSA screener with the goal being how many people you can inconvenience.





In 10 years this shite will be more cringe-inducing than Disco.

 

This has real possibilities. Can you say cavity search?

 

The passenger's shoes don't come off. And he has no ID.

And there is a gun in his suitcase.

Break out the TASERS!!!

 

Why would anyone be burdened with having to use a taser in a gun fight??

I say light him up with an old fashioned MP-5. :up:

 

The passenger appears to be white and he has no name. At least kids will be learning the correct lessons about profiling and no-fly lists. :up:

 

That can be corrected with judicious use of markers.