Rossi got married

No, not to Uccio.


Discuss.

 

maybe he'll come here for divorce advice.

 

Pics or GTFO, you know the rules.

 

I’m sure he dominated the ceremony and is the greatest husband of all time, (GHOAT)

 

Did he kick her when the padre said to kiss her?

 

93 Best Man?...

 

Interesting..... the Italian celebrity dude I met and talked to near Tavulia last month said no way in hell Rossi would ever get married...

 

Meh... Probably has jacked up toes or something...

 

Are you still confident that it was really Pasini(?) that you spoke to on his phone, and not his cousin Mario?

 

Eh, its Uccio that got married: https://www.gpone.com/en/2019/07/29/motogp/matrimonio-a-due-ruote-per-uccio-e-pamela-a-tavullia.html

 

You sure about that....looks like its Uccio's wedding he's at.


https://www.instagram.com/p/B0i7zGThvoi/


Thread-fail

I'd tend to agree with this.....Rossi looks to take more of the Leo DiCaprio approach to relationships. Just keep switching out mid-20's skinny model types as needed.

 

Well, dang it.

 

Well, this thread is now officially ranked below quilting and canning.

 

Uccio got married not Vale

 

Only because of money can a fat hairy Italian nuthugger like Uccio can get a chick like that. Damn !

 

Why would Rossi ever get married? He's ugly as a red assed baboon trying to shit a football but he's rich as all f@ck and most likely could wreck almost any chick in Europeland. Why give all that up just to give her half when she gets bored with him?

 

I'm sure that's a relif to Vale's boyfreind

 

Most chicks I asked thought Rossi was actually kinda "cute". Did they know that he was a champ and rich as f@ck and was it a factor in their hypothetical decision to let him defile them ? Probably, yes.

 

Ever the colorful wordsmith.