Random WTF’s

Discussion in 'General' started by ryoung57, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    So I ran by the grocery store on the way home to get something to cook for dinner and thought I’d treat myself with a donut. I got a cream filled donut with chocolate icing. Halfway home I grab it out of the bag and chimp into it, like half of the thing all at once. Mother-effer was filled with some kind of lemon jelly shit. Who the hell puts lemon in chocolate? I threw that bitch out the window.
     
  2. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    1st off to get to said grocery store were you doing like 165 on Chaotic is an idjit...?


    and now Ima go with...

    [​IMG]


    Maybe next time...you know....read the label.



    And shit.
     
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  3. BrianC636

    BrianC636 Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]

    Someone planned this for you.
     
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  4. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    I’m still trying to figure out how chimping into something doesn’t create a really ugly mental picture...
     
  5. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    By "chimping it" I assumed he defecated on it and then threw it.

    Like a chimp would.

    He getz mad skillz pointz for doing dat while driving.


    and shit.
     
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  6. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    At least he’s not blaming it on a random farmer...
     
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  7. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    The chimp is a Farmer and his name isn’t Random :D
     
  8. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp Odorless eyesight.

    I have a drawer full of rubber stamps, the only one missing says “FIND HIM AND KILL HIM”.

    That stamp is reserved for the asshole that invented fruity flavored donut bullshit fillings such as lemon jelly.
     
  9. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Fuck me.


    CHOMP


    And the label was right. Donut was wrong.
     
  10. pickled egg

    pickled egg American Dogthic

    There’s only one solution to this particular problem:

    You must taste test any donut while in the store before deciding to purchase it.
     
  11. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    I’ll stick my finger in each one first.



    So basically the same thing as the ladies I pick up at the bar.
     
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  12. speedluvn

    speedluvn On a Quest For Dick

    I gotta ask? Just to be clear, so you wanted some type of creamy vanilla filling gushing into your mouth and you were woefully disappointed when the creamy filing that you were expecting turned out to be lemon filling. Sounds suspect but NTTAWWT ;)
     
  13. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    "Grocery store doughnuts"

    'nough said, no?....
     
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  14. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    Um...they're not ladies. And that was really vulgar.
     
  15. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    Didn't Crocodile Dundee find that out?
     
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  16. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    Crocodile Dundee was a documentary?
     
  17. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    If you're gullible enough.
     
  18. 88/532

    88/532 Simply Antagonistical

    Filled donuts, just damned. Donuts need nothing added to them...just like coffee.

    Btw, beer is stand-alone also, as is steak...
     
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  19. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    That’s why it’s a joke
     
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  20. speedluvn

    speedluvn On a Quest For Dick

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