Punch a Hessian day!

You know a hair metal fan and they are within an hour's drive of you? Hop in your car, drive over there and punch him in the brain.

How did that crap ever get popular? I looked around on the yougores and found Grim Reaper and tried to give it a listen.
You all need a beatin'.

 

At least it isn't the Ramones.

 

Oh yeah? Well. . . Your mother was a ramone!!!

 

That is the king of all mother insults. There is nothing that could be worse than that.

 

What sub-sect of shit metal was Stryper?

 

Well there's two types of metal, Slayer and shit. They weren't Slayer so. . .

 

The insult of calling someone a dirty hessian was popular when I was in 8th grade...

How did a Colonial contracted German soldier ever turn into a hair metal insult????

 

My Favorite SLAYER!!! SA SLAYER

 

Instantly discredits anything musically he blabs about.

 

I always wondered the same thing.

 

"I'm a Hessian without no aggression."

 

I grew up in the 80's. I hate hair bands. Hell, I hate long girly hair on dudes period.

 

They're pretty much responsible for the fall of classic metal. I saw an interview with a guy from Warrant where he was straight up apologizing for writing "Cherry Pie" lol.