PSA RiTchie’s Bday

Metalhead’s birthday is June 12th so you still have time to get your present to him in the mail. The end.

 

taking donations for a good dump on his front porch

 

This is going onto my calendar.

 

Does anyone know
If he’s running low on the candied penises? It appears he has developed an insatiable taste for them.

 

OAF.....

 

I mean, can he ever have enough candied penises? Load him up

 

$10 to anyone who shows up at his door on the 12th and kicks him in the dick when he answers the door.

 

A whole ten bucks? Where do I sign up?

 

$11 if you wet fart in his face while he is doubled over. $12 if you full on shart. But to get the money you have t have video proof you did it. It's not that I don't trust you but I don't trust you.

 

Who's alerted the media?

 

I notified the Beeb, isn’t that close enough to the media?

 

Any bakers in the house? They have penis molds for cakes and cup cakes

 

I hear he's a local legend, what with his dong-riding skills and errythang.

 

Who's Richie?

 

How old is he, like fiftyteen?

 

Dammit. If I only had his address. Oh well. Maybe next year.

 

He’s better known at the “Dong Rider”!

 

I’m the words of @Metalhead, “pfft! She’s a lite-weight”

 

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