PSA RiTchie’s Bday

His address has been posted several times here recently. Shouldn’t be that difficult to find it. All else fails, ask Toe to draw you a map.

 

I sweat to God I'm gonna make a cross country cut-a-thon.


Toe.......sharpen the crayolas.
We gots work to do.

 

Most people your age prefer sweatin to the oldies, but I guess you can sweat to god if you prefer.

 

His dildo of the month club membership is already in the mail.

 

He calls them rockets. It makes him feel better.

 

It's the gift that keeps on giving all year.

 

And again with every new pack of batteries.

 

and posts it on facetubes

 

I figured plug in was the way to go. I figured batteries would be too weak.

 

He prefers gas powered if we’re being honest. 2-smoke really gets him going. But it has have a blue power band.

 

He needs something different: https://shipabagofdicks.com/collections/all/products/eat-shit-chocolate-shit-in-a-box

 

Inflatable party sheep. "The Love Ewe"

 

Ahem...

 

Happy birthday, Gheywad.

 

I can make you some maps for your birthday.

 

Hbd ya geezer

 

Happy birthday. How many times did you stick your hand with lockwire?

 

Thanks buds.