Post-race Tech Spelling Quiz

I was recently looking over an oil and gas lease buy/sell agreement for a client, and it meant to say, there were "no shut-in wells."

However, it actually said there were "no shit-in wells."

One of my young associates, perhaps a budding grammar Nazi, thought maybe it should have correctly (grammatically speaking) said there were "no shat-in wells."

That won't necessarily let me run up the inside of you at turn 1 at Roebling on the brakes, but it was funny.

 

Fuk some people need to get a life and stop winging about absolutely nothing. The wholo of the USA english language is wrong compared to every other english speaking country FFS, and ya cannot count either, fukin imperial math still bahahaha

 

Winging sounds like something a bird would do.

 

M1nd r34d1ng 4u70m471c4lly w17h0u7 3v3n 7h1nk1ng 4b0u7 17.

 

Do not listen to it then, simple eh

 

When I started my job I took over the task of drawing up site plans for sign locations to be submitted to the state DOT from my office manager. She gave me one she'd done recently to use as an example. The location was West Dam Access Road (the site is near a lake), but on her submission, she'd listed it as West Damn Access Road

 

I still shake my head every time I drive by the closed golf course they're developing for McMansions by the lake...and all the acerage they have for sale.

Then I discovered they have another sign at another point abutting the property...same misspelling!

This is why we can't has nice thingz. :down:

 

Ok, but there will be a spelling portion of the race and I'm gonna smoke you.

 

Shaun, Shaun, Shaun................... calm down, mate!

Immigrants should get special dispensation, especially if the Queen's English is their native language.


I can see the first word being 'aluminum', and we all know that 'aluminium' is correct.

Cheers
Barry

 

Love me some Shaun.

 

ill giv it a go then:up:

 

Funny, really, as I hate recieving text talk typing messages hahahaha, and I cannot spell my way out of a hospital

 

Haha Nah, Chromemolly OR Crome Molly is betterer