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Pollen Tsunami

Discussion in 'General' started by Shyster d'Oil, May 9, 2015.

  1. Shyster d'Oil

    Shyster d'Oil Gerard Frommage

    Here in the Northeast we at being inundated with pollen. A harsh, long winter and a Spring that was 10 days long followed by an immediate summer - it's now 90 degrees here today - has unleashed billions of tons of pollen directly into my sinuses.

    I'm not allergic, but I've got overly sensitive sinuses on top of a 4 week long cold, so I am near death.

    Anyone else?
     
  2. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Just remember, pollen is basically plant semen. Your nose is filled with jizz. You've been sexually assaulted by a plant.
     
  3. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Look at it this way Rodg, at least something is having sex.
     
  4. noobinacan

    noobinacan Well-Known Member

    :Pop:

    :crackup:
     
  5. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    I think poor D'erl got hisself gang raped. :D
     
  6. Shyster d'Oil

    Shyster d'Oil Gerard Frommage

    Thanks for the sympathy. :D
     
  7. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member


    Do you suppose it was a-----------------Dandelion, or maybe a Bull nettle? :eek:
     
  8. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    If you need to talk Rodg, I'm here for you. :)
     
  9. It hit me really hard a few days ago. I felt like I was dying!
     
  10. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    We just got home from Houghton for my youngest daughters college graduation. My wife's black car is now yellow.
     
  11. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Did it turn into a Ferrari too? :D
     
  12. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    :crackup:

    No such luck.:D
     
  13. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I love the pollen down here. News will show the graphic of what range is considered high at like 500, then they show our pollen count that day is between 3 and 5 thousand :D
     
  14. The pollen in GA used to make me nauseous. Running was a chore. Working was a chore. Terrible.
     
  15. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Yep. April was bad this year. Been dry the last week plus so there's still a bunch floating around but the main pine pollen is better.
     
  16. zertrider

    zertrider Waiting for snow. Or sun.

    So if that is the case, it is good to be allergic to pollen! All of you that can deal with it must like the "pollen facials":Poke:
     
  17. RFairbairn

    RFairbairn Well-Known Member

  18. mcarter

    mcarter Well-Known Member

    I get weekly allergy shots and take pills and its still kicking my ass this year. I refuse to cut the grass right now
     
  19. Yea, last week, I had to sit down and take a break in what would normally be about the easiest mountain bike ride I'd ever take.
     
  20. 418

    418 Expert #59

    This year is the first time it's really kicking my ass. Or I got anthrax or something because I've felt like dog shit last few weeks.
     

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