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Perry Bombs

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Dieselboy, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    "President Obama's office, how may I help you?"

    "This is Rick Perry calling."

    "Yes Governor Perry, what may I tell him is the nature of your call?"

    "Well, I'm callin' to tell him I was wrong and would really like ta borrow one a his telepromter thingies."

    "Governor Perry, I'll be happy to pass that along to the President. Is there a number where you can be reached?"

    "Of course, 999-FLAT."
     
  2. thrak410

    thrak410 My member is well known

    Sure you didnt...

    http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/55631/a-clintonobama-trip-down-memory-lane-with-walmart/

    Which one did you vote for?
     
  3. RCjohn

    RCjohn Killin machine.

    Imagine if the guy said something really dumb like, "the 57 States". :eek:

    :D
     
  4. earacing

    earacing Race Dad

  5. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    "Got run over by his own train...."
     
  6. chuckbear

    chuckbear Totally radical, bro.

    :crackup::crackup:

    I'm using that. :D
     
  7. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member


    The basic questions may be chosen ahead of time but the candidates don't know where it goes from those basics. I try to imagine what it must be like to be standing on a stage with the knowledge that there are millions of people watching, and hanging, onto every word spoken. It's gotta be mind numbing for just about anyone.

    I also don't doubt that Perry, who he himself admitted was not a good debater, was nervous as hell and could have forgotten his own name under that pressure. I don't think it's a good representation of his actual knowledge of Governmental affairs but he sure as hell knows how to shoot himself in the foot. Of all the places where you need to be on your toes, a nationally televised debate is that place.
     
  8. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member


    You have a short memory little grasshopper. Don't you remember Obama, Hillary, and others during their debates? It's a good think they weren't armed at the time. :)
     
  9. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    How many debates has to be involved in so far? I'm not really following, but it seems to me like there's one every other day.
     
  10. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member


    I think this was the tenth (?) one. More to come I believe. By the time Perry gets good at debating it'll all be over. :)
     
  11. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    You really think that the governor of Texas is intimidated after 10 nationally-televised debates?
     
  12. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    They're mass debating.


    Sorry.:D
     
  13. charles

    charles The Transporter

    The 'debates' are all bullshit!

    Real debates are conducted with very long curare-tipped screwdrivers.
     
  14. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    "Oops." :D
     
  15. Shyster d'Oil

    Shyster d'Oil Gerard Frommage

    :crackup:
     
  16. H8R

    H8R Bansgivings in process

    This just made my wife laugh. :up: :crackup:
     
  17. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    You should be sorry. :crackup:
     
  18. banzai132

    banzai132 Oh shit! not again!

    I thought you might be talking about a buddy of mine who likes to make his own new years eve boomers.
     
  19. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member


    Perry came in late. They had already held a few by the time he decided to throw his hat in the ring. (Perry may have had a few right before a couple of his.) :)
     
  20. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    If it comes to that kind of debate Perry will win. Remember, he usually carries a firearm. (for the occasional coyote ya see) :up:
     

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