Man I actually put probably way too much thought into this, but it was a fun thought experiment. I didn't even consider anything being outright "perfect." Doesn't exist. But maybe perfect for a specific role. Even then, almost everything I can think of, no matter how great, I can think of something else that is better in at least one aspect. Example - Scarlett Johansson. Damn near perfect but maybe just a slightly thicker booty and a russian or eastern euro accent would maybe achieve perfection. Music, movies, women - tons of examples that get close. None that achieve a perfect 10 in every category. Hikes, views, trails, tracks, guns, alcohol - much shorter lists but still none that check every box with a perfect 10. Cars & motorcycles - I can think of one each that I might consider perfection except I don't have enough hands on experience to say it with conviction. Ducati 1098R Tricolore & Mclaren P1. But for all I know the Duc is a maintenance nightmare and no one over 6 foot can get in the Mclaren. Without hands on, can't say for sure. So I'm left with 2 things. Food & a mountain bike. I've had a couple steaks that I would call perfection. Literally nothing to be improved upon. The cut, the cook, the size, the seasoning, all of it. The other one is my mountain bike. I've never rode another bike that I think is better suited to southeastern US cross country riding. I literally would not change a thing about it.
Don’t forget the terrain man! Iowa, unlike Kansas and Nebraska has hills… Nothing but rolling hills across the entire state! It’s like a never ending landscape of nice full B cups.. nothing too big or too small and always fun to climb on and go for a ride… I’m not into blondes or ton rated chicks but to each their own.
I was talking to a buddy the other day and “types” came up. He reminded me that I inadvertently cock blocked him with a blonde in Spain, and another in Vegas, both who were the aggressor or I’d have never noticed them. He said, that’s not even your type! It’s odd how we’re all wired differently. If a woman doesn’t have dark hair with blue eyes and taller then I won’t even notice her…
The blondes are absolutely true, and nothin happened, as I was on one of my multi year celibacy kicks which he was still bitching about because “you’re not going to do anything anyway!” I may notice other “ASSets” and “TITles” but the eyes are the keys to it all
I’ve found my own absolutely psycho ones that fit my “type” Considering my record maybe I should look into blondes…
Since we have veered from perfection... There are better beers, but for an all around beer - Modelo Negra.
