Okay, which one of you is mentioned here?

http://www.miami.com/mld/miami/news/weird_news/3517486.htm

 

Senior Citizen's discount. The wife's grandfather used that one recently after going 83 in a 70. He's 83. Cop thought it was funny, only gave him a warning. He still drives fast and wants to take my race bike for a spin. I'm afraid he'll make me look bad on it.

 

I'm the one who went by the signs so fast I didn't see them.....I've gotten lost because of that before. Never saw my exit signs.

 

Last year got pulled over by Dekalb County. He asked if I knew why he pulled me over? I promptly told him that I had went around the slow moving car in front of me and then blew thru the light that was turning from yellow to red. He said wait a minute and I'll be back. So I was expecting the worst. He comes back and says that he's only going to give me a warning since I told him exactly what he saw me doing. I told him I wouldn't stupid anymore and he kinda laughed.

 

I was hoping to find myself in there

But for the record, Philadelphia Highway Patrol on 95 is the worst. They do not listen to you even if you had a good reason.

I once got a ticket for switching lanes without using turn signal. I did use turn signal, and he was at least 1/2 mile behind me. He caught up to me (I must not be speeding, he caught up to a bike in traffic) and gave me a ticket.

Went to court and he didnt show up.

I remember he said "you better have all your papers or you are walking home". I think he was just picking on me.

I also got a ticket once for keeping up with the traffic. I told him if I went slower I would get run over by the car behind me and would be more dangerous to go slow. He said "that's no reason to break the law." Go stop everyone then