My grandpa taught me that when I was about 5 and I still do it to this day even with any tie down that’s long enough to make a loop. Usually losses people off and friends think I’m getting all Broome.
How about just pound his ass in the street, pistol whip him a few times and let the justice settle there? The juvenile system isnt what you think anymore and pain is a great teacher.
I need to find the armed robber, that sound he was making could be used for a coyote call, sounded like a dying rabbit next to a baby hog