"Official" Craigslist failure thread

Lol it’s got a kart racing front nose

 

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpk/6581431260.html

Winner.

 

Oh, shit! I remember when the fur thing was REALLY popular with the Stuntaz!! What, 15 or so years ago???

 

Oh my god, waiting for that to load was like waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve!

I hug out with so much stunter trash that did this in the early 00’s. Priceless

 

It loaded immediately for me but I almost heaved when that furry fucker appeared.

 

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/bar/d/kawasaki-zx7r/6718349533.html

 

I wonder if he will accept offers.

 

That broken hand shift lever ruined it for me.How my gonna speed shift a 200 mph ninjur with no speed shifty lever?
Sure,it looks good on Killboy,but speed shiftn is what Im known for,and this pro is trying to pull the race levers over our eyes.
Friend of mine told me not to buy this one.
He use to race the moto gp enduros back in the 80's.

 

“Will need tires” means proven engine that will do redline burnouts for days.... lol

 

Go for it...it's "rigged" to ride.

 

Time to get rid of the dirty bike and start focusing on racing MotoGP

 

2001, Starboyz FTP-2.....FURRED OUT , Baby They started the craze.

 

No ding a ling in your affermarket errythang!!!

 

Gender eliminator kit? Must have been expensive

 

Waiting for Santa? Good thing it's wearing a big red suit...

 

It's neutered

 

Seriously though, most of these are the result of predicative typing and/or voice-to-text.

 

It's supposed to be "gender confirmation kit" now. Damn ingorant baby-boomers and Genexers.

 

Currently a hole in pistol 3... But 240MPH!!! BITCHEZ! Shrads don't play.

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/mcy/d/gsxr-1000/6757316522.html