Previous airline I flew for used to haul Leslie Nielsen around fairly often. He would stick his head in the flight deck and say ,”I just want you to know, we’re all counting on you” when he boarded the airplane. That would be one of the career highlights. Never had the pleasure of meeting him unfortunately..
I could see making several sets of pipes progressively larger so as he grows older he can keep rocking it till he flips it backwards in a wheelie! Then its time for adult drunk Olympics!
Or, launder cash the old fashioned way. This is how real men in healthy relationships have done it for years.