I am sitting here pondering why... A) You felt the need to post this? B) The author felt the inclination to share that? C) Why I actually took the time to read it? Going to sleep now. You need to have your head checked though.
I am sitting here pondering why... A) You felt the need to post this? Because my mom put a lot of effort into her little essay, I felt I should share it. B) The author felt the inclination to share that? Insanity. Desperation. Boredom. C) Why I actually took the time to read it? Same reasons as B