NESBA At Home Today - Anyone Going?

NESBA is at home today. We have absolutely no events at any place in the country today. Anyone coming? I'll be at the house almost all day. We can camp out and tech our bikes and then drink some beers in my backyard. It'll be cool.

 

Come pick up my bike and fix my forks. You are wecome to grab a beer for your ride home. Just open the fridge

 

Not me, gotta get the NESBA trailer repaired and new tires put on it. Then I have to go to a NESBA sponsor, Vesrah, and pick up some items. Then I have to pick up my NESBA bike. I also have to send in my NESBA paperwork.

 

Not like you lock the doors at that place anyway

I'm headed to Speedwerks on Thursday. You want me to take yours with me?

 

NESBA sucks. (j/k Sorry, someone had to do it.)

 

I tried to sign up but the event is listed as "SOLD OUT" on the web site. Hopefully someone will cancel and I can get their spot.

 

Will there be cones to keep rookies from walking into your Rottweiler's side of the yard?

 

Who do I talk to about being "bumped up" to the premium beer? I think I'm ready.

 

Pitbike races in the backyard????

 

Who cares about sellouts or registration?
I don't.

 

What if its raining and i dont get a beer, do i get my money back?

 

Here I was thinking you where at home 5 days a week.....Guess now you want weekends off too.....:up:

Doyer is GAY!

 

No, but if you drop your beer glass in the morning and the damage is not repairable, you do get a credit for the afternoon.

 

Sure take it down as long as it will be fixed and at Summit Point on Saturday morning

 

Change of plans. The Chad is bringing my R6 with him so no trip for me on Thursday.


As for the rest of you fokkers.

Crash credits will only be given to people who can prove that they cannot drink any more for the rest of the day due to excessive intoxication. Vomiting, passing out and trying to mate with my male rottweiler are acceptable forms of proof that you are too intoxicated to continue on with the day.

Rain credits will not be issued for this event. We will drink rain or shine. The kiddie pool will fit in my living room no problem. Once filled with grain jello, and the strippers arrive, the event will continue on as scheduled. Please bring your rain gear. Whatever that may mean to each of you personally, I'm not here to judge.

Pit bike races in the back yard will be held rain or shine as well. Rain is preferable as it softens the ground so it won't hurt as bad when you hit it.

I ain't bumping no one so don't even ask. I'll laugh at you and taunt you with my fine conrtaband German ale telling you that you're not worthy of partaking in the nectar of the Gods.

OR can show up whenever he wants, drink as much as he wants, stay as long as he wants and pretty much do whatever he wants.

 

Damn. Monte, what do you have going on today?

 

Now that's funny right there.

 

Just watching reruns of Oprah and Jerry Springer and looking through Cones Quarterly....

 

Excellent feature on the Cones Of The Ozarks, page 138.