Native language and others

I am a native American English speaker. I also took 4 years of high school Spanish and 2 semesters of college French. I am no longer even slightly fluent in either. I also know a smattering of Yupik Eskimo words and phrases.

What do you know?

 

I can speak fluent redneckistanian as well as urbanian.

Example:

"Well, bout time take it on to the house"
vs
"I'm fittna bounce"

 

American English, British English, the word for "boobs" in Spanish.

 

Fluent in New Englander and Crackerstan with a tad of German and Messican.

 

You're no longer fluent in English? I mean...sometimes I have a hard time understanding you, but I kept thinking that was just me.

 

Igpay atinlay

 

Can ya speak Downeastah, or just the southern dialect of Beantownian?

Used to speak Drunkenese. Can’t do that anymore.

I’m also familiar with Cuntenese, in fact there was a lot of it spoken to me last night. It’s a dialect of Gaslightian, so you know it’s an Orwellian language.

 

If you wave your arms around and shout loudly Johnny Foreigner will eventually understand you.

A word or two in Welsh, including this gem

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

 

Barely speak English anymore.

used to be passable in German and a bit of French and could get the basics of Portuguese. Now, not.

not a lick of Spanish. I just can’t “get it” much beyond Dos cervezas, por favor and no mas pantalones.

 

Donde esta el banyo?

 

Pig Latin and Pirate talk.

 

I try to pickup as many words as I can in each of the countries I visit, except Asian countries. I can't even say HI in Thai and I've been there like a thousand times. Do a decent job of smashing Spanish, French and Italian. Trying to pick up more Italian. My ex wife married me because I claimed to know tagalog.

 

@R Acree will help you conquer your aaaaaahhhhhhhhRRRRRRRRRRRRRs.

 

It’s his grammar and spelling… it’s not you it’s him

 

I can cuss a blue streak in a few.

 

I know this girl at the track who has a pretty foul mouth and when she's pissed you know it.
She says she's fluent in English and Cuntonese.

 

American English
Aussie/British English due to work
California Surfer
Spanish (Argentine, Mexican)
Enough German to get beers and to the bathroom.