My sister-in-law had a fight with a lawn mower (graphic)

They should at least stay away from the chain and brake rotor area's while riding lol

 

My new zero turn mower came with a key chain that says "Where are your children" I chuckle every time I use it. Are people actually going to run over kids playing in the yard. With the handle locks and the seat switch, a person would have to work hard to get cut or run over by it.

 

Sung to the tune, „I’m looking over a four leaf clover“:

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
Who I hit with a power mower
One leg is missing; the other is gone
The third leg is scattered all over the lawn
No need explaining the one leg remaining is spinning on the carport floor
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, who I overlooked before

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip

I'm looking over my minced dog Rover, who I hit with a power mower
My dog's not eating, he no longer barks
He hit the propeller and turned into sparks
No need explaining; there's no dog remaining
He's part of the grass you see

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover who I sent to eternity!

Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip