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Michelle Obama and school lunches

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Sacko DougK, Sep 16, 2014.

  1. Sacko DougK

    Sacko DougK Well-Known Member

    So, is the USDA saying that for the last 15 years they were doing their jobs improperly? It took a non-vetted, non-voted, lawyer with zero professional experience in nutrition to change their entire program?
     
    Last edited: Sep 18, 2014
  2. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Well, even I'd agree that as soon as they said ketchup was a veggie they had it wrong :D
     
  3. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider


    Beware, he knows what we think...
     
  4. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    Well she's pretty svelt. You know all 5'10, 170 lbs of her is nothing but lean muscle....and I'm using the low end. One place had her at 187.
     
  5. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    It's not that hard based on the stuff posted :D
     
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    Foods and Flatulence: The Biggest Offenders

    Everyone's body reacts differently to different foods — some people have no trouble digesting milk products, while other people suffer excessive gas from it. To figure out what's triggering your flatulence, pay attention to the foods you eat, and keep a diary to link symptoms of excessive gas to your diet.

    The different types of sugars found in foods — including fruits and vegetables — are often difficult for the body to handle. Here are specific foods fitting this description:

    Milk and dairy products
    Starchy foods like potatoes and pasta
    Wheat and oat bran
    Foods sweetened with artificial sweeteners, such as soda, gum, and hard candy
    Bananas, peaches, apricots, pears, and raw apples
    Raisins and melons
    Prunes and prune juice
    Colas and fruit drinks sweetened with fructose
    Beans and lentils
    Onions, green peppers, shallots, and scallions
    Cauliflower, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and peas
    Corn, celery, artichokes, asparagus, and carrots

    Not all of these foods may give you excessive gas, and you may find completely different foods that do. (Keep in mind that excessive gas can also be caused by certain medications, health conditions, and swallowing too much air when you chew gum or eat too quickly).
     
  7. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Like I said...
     
  8. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    I read a long time ago that the number one gas causing food is cabbage.
    That is why all the southern recipes for "lady slaw" omits cabbage.

    I think gas has a lot to do with the combination of foods you are eating also. Eat like shit, more gas. Not saying that the complex carbs dont cause gas, but mixing and eating shit might be more the culprit for really bad smelling gas.
     
  9. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Only thing that does it to me is large quantities of beer, preferably dark :D
     
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  11. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I don't think you understand the depth his powers. He actually knows what people here think based on what total strangers post on other forums he spends time on. :D
     
  12. ductune

    ductune Well-Known Member

    Careful, he might get his dictionary out again.
    :)
     
  13. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    She has no legal authority over the law but she sure as hell has authority over her skinny assed husband. She'll kick his ass if he doesn't do as he's told. :)
     
  14. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Of course, 30% of that is ass.
     
  15. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    I can personally attest to the fact that a combination of Diovan and asparagus will make your piss smell like a dead possum laying on the road after 4 days. :wow:
     
  16. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Why did you go smellin 4 day old road kill?
     
  17. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    those odessa/midland people sure do eat some weird stuff.
     
  18. RR558

    RR558 Well-Known Member

    So just let your kid decide whats good for them , that makes sense .
     
  19. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    Things worked just fine for decades until the kids got fat.

    Its not the food that is the problem, its this shit right here:

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  20. Sheik Abdul ben Falafel

    Sheik Abdul ben Falafel Well-Known Member

    sexting and internet porn is making kids fat?
     

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