Merry Christmas to the 2 stroke lovers...

wot?

 

Oil burning philistines...

Behold! Cams-O-Fury!:



Hailwood pleasing the crowd with a nac-nac...

 

I don't even know how to respond to this, whatever it is or used to be. However, It has a sort of eastern block 2 stroke air about it.

Ken

 

Even a warthog is beautiful in the eyes of another warthog.

 

Brother Ken:

I believe you are so struck with the functional yet avant-garde stylishness of this unpolished gem, that you need to reconsider the 2-stroke not just in functionality but in style as well.

Admit it, you're in love.:up:

 

That's poetic, Charles, I never realized you were such a romantic...

 

There's just something about a 2-stroker that gets me goin', y'know?

Oh look, the swingarm pivots in the cases...and the totally-internal suspension unit on the front end.

What's not to love here?

 

Yeahhhhh, I've noticed...It's kinda hard to miss, you know, the crazed look, the excitable hand motions, that silly two-stroke sound you make...Say? Howabout a nice pic of the Yellow Pile, er, Peril, anyway...Lemme see what a properly prepared two-stroke should look like again...

 

Chaz, it's just art, OK? That turd has no motor, you have to use your feet for propulsion, like a little push-ped kiddie toy, you could make your mouth noises though...You know, ring, ding, uhhhh, whatever....That thing you do...

 

We don't do that anymore, it scared away four-stroke guys.

And yes there is a motor, you just refuse to see it.

 

Chummy,
Charles likes that thing since he is used to pushing bikes around making 2 strokey noises. I don't believe the "Yellow Pile" even exists, b ut if it dos, I'll bet it doesn't run.

Ken

 

Oh ye of little faith!

 

Alright, Charles, that is a very pretty motorcycle, and there is something apropos about the short bus yellow color scheme, but is that a Metzeler Lazer mounted on its pointy end? When was the photo taken? 1987?

 

Photo taken a few months ago...no Meltzlers, only fresh Dunlop rubber for
the podium...

You better think this over, I've got some RD gear up for sale, meybe an RD or two...this is your chance to live large.

 

Sure as hell looks like an old Metzeler...

OK, that's a sweet RD, let's never discuss this again...

 

The Dunlop KR825 is a skinny tire that sticks like glue.

No, let's continue talking 2-strokes. Want one?

 

No means NO, Charles...I have a whistle...Don't make me mace you...

 

Yeah, blah bla blah,...hey, anybody see that cool video with the King, riding one of them two strokes.