Ladies and gentlemen, meet....."The Brancho"

Yes. But I've been seeing plenty of them around without one.

 

the alcoholic scooters here are all ridden by worn out faces, mostly cigarette in mouth. sometimes they wear a beanie. often they wear a safety vest. never do they wear a helmet.

 

Do you get a lot of vibration while riding the dong?

 

Well, yeah...it's Maryland....specifically Baltimore. Without getting into Dungeon Level, I'll just leave it at that.

 

If anyone would know....you would.

 

Ritchie. Safety wire that thing and bring it to a WERA event for 2019. I wanna race it.

I'll ride your dong.

 

Did you get a vanity plate ? Dong ? Kis it ? Lng D ? Byt it ?

 

No idea.

 

You have to wear colors while riding it.
Put highway pegs on it also.

 

Rattle-can it silver and you can call it Long Dong Silver.

 

I can. Been a while. Mostly mig. Why? Know someone who's looking for a welder?

 

Camoflage it,........








Dong Hunter

 

you do a good enough job, he might even let you ride The Brancho.

 

Your new Dong will be looking. I think they use old clothes hangers and a torch to weld em’ up in Podink China.

 

Don't drop a screwdriver on the tank because you definitely don't want to ding dong.

 

Make sure you don't crash it, you wouldn't want to get a ding in your dong.

 

I ummmm.....well IIIIII......ummmmm.....

The Brancho has it's first boo boo.

 

Uh oh. Took it off a sweet jump?

 

Dude it's really on par power/speedwise as a Grom. Can't see it fitting in with them because it's badged a 250 (really it's 223cc).